Now with the whitening power of Tobacco!
http://www.drscience.com/
"Welcome to the Ask Dr. Science Web Site, the home of America's foremost authoritarian on the world around us. Or at least the world around him. 'There is a thin line between ignorance and arrogance,' he says, 'and only I have managed to erase that line.'"
A very strange Web phenomena! Not for children!
http://www.geocities.com/SiliconValley/Pines/3640/ring.html
AMB Central. Start your own AMB web site. Index of AMB web sites, and registration for new sites.
http://www.geocities.com/nkpatel/mrt/
The web site that started it all!
http://members.tripod.com/~tuck1/balls.html
http://www.geocities.com/TimesSquare/Alley/2777/8brak.html
HeyYYYYyyy!
http://www.geocities.com/Athens/Forum/7762/
http://www.timharrod.com/greenspan.html
Hulk SMASH!!
http://www.brainlock.org/fun/balls.htm
http://notendur.centrum.is/~loftur/homer.html
Ummmmm...donuts!
http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Lot/1070/hamb.html
Hulk SMASH!!
http://lennon.csufresno.edu/~jmc43/koolaid.html
http://notendur.centrum.is/~loftur/kramer.html
http://www.angelfire.com/punk/shatneratemyballs/
http://dir.yahoo.com/Entertainment/Humor/Tasteless/Ate_My_Balls/
AtomFilms
http://www.atomfilms.com/
AtomFilms is a treasuretrove of the world's best short films, animations,
and digital media. I can't even begin to describe what is here! This is prime entertainment! Watch "The Angy Kid", George Plympton animation, and more!
The Awful Truth
http://www.theawfultruth.com/
http://www.arches.uga.edu/~nholt/backmask.html
"Is your child or loved one being subliminally influenced? While the subject of backwards-masked subliminal messages embedded in pop songs has been out of the spotlight for some time, this insidious phenomenon still poses a very real threat to the health and safety of our most precious assests--our children. The purpose of the homepage is to educate parents, pastors, and teachers by arming them with the information they need to combat this underhanded attempt at the subversion of America's youth." (p.s. it's a joke).
http://gruel.spc.uchicago.edu/Backmask/welcome.html
It's common knowledge that musicians hide messages in their works by recording
Little snippets backwards with the rest of the music. These snippets appear to be nonsensical gibberish when the music is played normally. It is only through playing the music backwards that the real message
can be retrieved. This page is dedicated to ferretting out and exposing these messages.
http://www.forbesfield.com/bdf.html
about: mozilla
http://www.avatartech.com/burrito
"Worldwide Web Headquarters for Burrito and Burrito-related information."
http://www.elliskaiser.com/doughnuts/
THE web site for doughnut lovers.
http://www.caveofmagic.com/
Interactive card tricks.
http://www.amused.com/
http://www.princeton.edu/~accion/chupa.html
"A myth? A legend? All we know is that it strikes in the night
and has a weakness for blood. Put away the goats,
and any other household pets, my friends, cause the Chupacabra
may be coming to a barn near YOU. Find out more
about Puerto Rico's version of the Yeti, the infamous Chupacabra."
http://www.clinton.org/
"So, you're wondering why I put this site up? Well, it's not because I have a big problem with our President.
Look, he's our President. He does good, he does bad. He's made some impressive moves and yes, he's very slick, hence the nickname 'Slick Willy' (the name REALLY fits)." Not for children!
http://www.rinkworks.com/stupid/
http://confusatron.com/
Very, very, very, very odd.
http://www.juga.com/
Home of the first (?) Cyber-country. "This is Cyber Yugoslavia. Home of Cyber Yugoslavs. We lost our country
in 1991 and became citizens of Atlantis. Since September 9, 1999 this is our home. We don't have a physical land, but we do have nationality, and we are giving CY citizenships and CY passports. Because this is Atlantis,
we are allowing double and triple citizenships. If you feel Yugoslav, you are welcome to apply for CY citizenship, regardless of your current nationality and citizenship, and you will be accepted. Please read our Constitution for the details. If you are just curious, you are welcome to visit us as tourists."
Note: The Dancing Baby images are © 1996-1998 Burning Pixel
Productions.
http://dancing-baby.net/Baby/BabyMus1.htm
By the author of the Dancing Baby
ftp://ftp2.ktx.com/pub/baby/
http://www.enlighten.com/baby.htm
The next generation in infant replication.
http://www.psouth.net/~russc/baby.htm
The Darwin Awards
http://www.darwinawards.com/index.htm
Awarded to those individuals who remove themselves from
the human gene pool through monumental acts of stupidity
and thoughtlessness!
http://www.despair.com/
Revolutionary tools for pessimists, cynics and the chronically
unsuccessful.
http://www.quirked.com/distortions/index.html
See how warped your favorite (or not-so-favorite) celebrities really are!
http://www.dmarie.com/timecap/
See what happened on any date from 1900-1999
http://www.snowcrest.net/donnelly/piglatin.html
http://www.mugshots.org/
Celebrities and the infamous behind bars.
http://www.flat-earth.org/
I think that this may be tongue-in-cheek!??
http://www.fright.com/
"The Fright Site is a changing collection of episodic adventures, stimulating movie reviews, and weird
diversions."
http://allaboutfrogs.org/froglnd.shtml
The famous Frogland web site from the Best Buy commercial
http://www.sci.tamucc.edu/~pmichaud/grape/
"Using only cheap, readily-available equipment, you can create
a spectacular lightshow in the comfort of your very own
kitchen, providing hours of fun and excitement for your
family, friends, and pets!"
http://www.funnybone.com/
Lightbulb jokes, Lawyer jokes, stories, quotes...
http://www.furnitureporn.com/
"Welcome to the HOTTEST site on the Web for hardcore furniture
action." This well-produced satire lampoons all the raunchy porn sites
that populate the net, complete with "you must be over 18" disclaimers
and gaudy flashy graphics. Several slideshows depict various pieces of
furniture in compromising positions at work, at home, even outside
("Check out these HOT lounge chairs do anything but lounge!"). Each
photo comes complete with a punny caption so you can follow the
"plot." There's even a faux-news section covering the "Furniture Porn
industry." And if you get tired of furniture, there are links to other
"porn" sites, including XXX rock photos and totally nude carrots.
http://absurdgallery.com/
The name says it all!
http://www.i-mockery.com/generalzod/default.php
"Truth, Justice, ZOD!"
http://hotrange.com/
A COOKING SHOW FOR THE DERANGED! Taped in Newport Beach,
California, just a few miles from UCI!
http://www.improb.com/
http://junior.apk.net/~jbarta/idiot/idiot.html
(this one cracked me up!)
I Hate Clowns
http://www.ihateclowns.com/
"Free email and the official site for people who are afraid of
or just plain hate evil, creepy clowns. Yes...The No Clown Zone."
http://www.improbable.com/ig/ig-top.html
http://www.geocities.com/Vienna/9938/object.html
http://www.infiltration.org/
Infiltration offers a mix of the practice and theory of urban
exploration in areas not designed for public usage.
http://www.kentuckyconnect.com/heraldleader/news/1020/fdavis.html
Short article about the "International Flat Earth Research Society."
http://www.normalbobsmith.com/findjesus/
Now, it's time to find Jesus, or pay in HELL!
http://www.hooray2u.com/FunJesus.html
http://www.jesusdressup.com/
Dress up Jesus in his favorite outfits!
http://www.jesusmuseum.com/
http://www.jesusoftheweek.com/
A different Christ every seven days, especially for you!
http://jesustapdancingchrist.ytmnd.com/
http://homepage.tinet.ie/~ournexus/jumpjez.html
http://www.answers.com/topic/every-time-you-masturbate-god-kills-a-kitten
http://clichekitty.blogspot.com/
http://thegoodreverend.blogspot.com/2005/07/cat-killing.html
http://www.kittenkiller.org/
http://thegoodreverend.blogspot.com/2005/07/cat-killing.html
http://www.jwz.org/casa-larceny/
http://home.att.net/~cecw/lastpage.htm
Where the Internet ends.
(Windows PC's only!)
http://www.salon.com/books/it/1999/09/13/machtest/index.html
Are you an arrogant,cynical bastard? Take this test and find out!
http://www.geocities.com/Heartland/Acres/3072/camera2.html
Turns your computer monitor into a light-sensitive digital
camera. No...really! Try it out!
http://www.cea.edu/zooop/
http://confusatron.com/pixels/tonytalk/index.html
It's grrrRRRRREEAATT! (but NOT for kids!)
http://www.mentosfaq.com
http://messagemates.com/
MessageMates are short, amusing animations that make terrific and unique greeting cards. Users can take the initiative and customize a message and then send it to a friend.
http://members.aol.com/MoistTwl/
Includes an online gallery of "some of the fine moist towelettes
in MMTC's private collection.."
http://winnie.acsu.buffalo.edu/potatoe/
Mulletsgalore
http://www.mulletsgalore.com/
"mullet* (mu' lit) 1... any haircut which the sides and top of
the hair are significantly shorter than the back." Not for children!
http://www.newsoftheweird.com/
True stories of the inexplicably strange things that people do!
Nori The Original Nasal Passage Cleaner
http://www2.active.ch/gerstei/main.en.html
"Blowing your nose is not enough!" (Thanks to
"DaveMc's Can of Humor" for this one!)
http://www.normalbobsmith.com/
It's anything but!
The Onion
http://www.theonion.com/
News the way it oughta be! Satire at its best! Not for children!
http://www.partnersinrhyme.com/contents/contentssfx.html
"Sound Effects, SFX, soundfx, wav sounds, free downloads."
http://www.pbs.org/neighborhoods/fun/
http://www.sincity.com/
The Infested Web of Penn & Teller
http://zverina.com/
Strange and wonderful photoraphy
http://www.twinkies.com/
Home of the Hostess Snack Cake. Fun for Kids!
http://www.angelfire.com/ak2/98award/potato.html
The true story of potatoes.
http://www.toiletmuseum.com/webring/homepage.html
" The Toilet WebRing is composed of sites celebrating, through art, humor, education, and plumbing, one of the worlds finest modern conveniences: the toilet."
http://members.tripod.com/~dawieg/plunger.htm
http://members.tripod.com/~zimfor/
http://www.bhg.com/default.sph/home_imp.class?FNC=RelProj__Aplumb_step_html___223___0___2___105 (Yeah, like you're going to type all of this in!)
http://www.dog-diaper.com/
"Now, there is a solution to the problem of dog waste: a revolutionary dog diaper that will permanently transform dog care everywhere"! Includes "The Problem of Dog Waste" and "Data on dog waste in Paris and other cities."
Be sure to se the Video Demonstration!
http://www.toilets.com/
Toilets, toilets, toilets! "Out-Standing in the Field." They
"Specialize in Sanitation for Large Events, Emergencies and
Disaster Relief." Wow! This is GOOD to know!
AutoHygiene™ System
http://www.airdelights.com/hygiene.html
"Ensuring Urinals & Toilets are Always Flushed, Clean, Odor-Free and Presentable." For when your toilet doesn't smell ... you know ... fresh.
http://www.toiletmuseum.com/
"Starting in 1998 and continuing in 2000, I'm proud to present The Toilet Museum online. Here you can click your way through every exhibit in the "real" Toilet Museum, and then some, without actually having to use my bathroom. You can even send an electronic toilet postcard to a friend using Post-A-Toilet. "The Toilet Museum is home to the Toilet Webring
http://www.sulabhtoiletmuseum.org/pg01.htm
"Ever wondered what a museum dedicated entirely to the history of toilets would be like? If that peculiar question ever crossed your mind-seek professional help! "
http://www.geewhiz.net/
"Here you will find a collection of some of the best toilet & bathroom art, illustrations, & rendered images on the entire Internet."
http://www.bhg.com/bhg/story.jhtml?storyid=%2Ftemplatedata%2Fbhg%2Fstory%2Fdata%2F10807.xml&categoryid=
Judging by the condition of public toilets, SOME of you really need this. You know who you are!
http://www.bhg.com/bhg/story.jhtml?storyid=%2Ftemplatedata%2Fbhg%2Fstory%2Fdata%2F11352.xml&categoryid=
"Testing and treatment techniques for water that's better tasting -- and better for you." (Mmmmm, yummy!)
http://www.nap.edu/books/0309064163/html/index.html
Is there potty water in your future?
http://www.inet.uni2.dk/~i31907/toilets.htm
http://www.thebathroomdiaries.com/
"WHEN nature calls, even intrepid travelers prefer to make a comfortable reply. In this spirit, the bathroom diaries.com locates clean, free restrooms around the world."
http://www.onf.ca/grizzly/index.html
Man vs. Bear!
http://www.pythonline.com/
Monty Python Online!
http://redmeat.com/redmeat/current/index.html
http://www.pixelscapes.com/spatulacity/button.htm
http://www.rockyhorror.com/
http://people.netscape.com/
The folks at Netscape have some facinating personal web pages. take
a look!
http://www.seamonkeyworship.com
http://www.sherlockian.net
Everything Sherlock!
http://emergency.shutdown.com/
"shutdown is a nonprofit organization devoted to providing you with boatloads of interesting sh#t to read" Not for children!
http://sodaplay.com/
"You weren't planning to get any work done for the rest of the week, were you?
... The Soda Constructor is a clever little page which allows you to
construct your own 2-D models from springs, then play around with the laws of
physics to do terrible - sometimes comic - things to your creations."
The Guardian
Spam
Spam.com
http://www.spam.com/
The Official Spam web site!
http://www.modernsurf.com/spam/
All SPAM FUN, prime SPAM LINKS!
http://www.cusd.claremont.edu/~mrosenbl/spam.html
"Ah, SPAM, that most inspiring of foods, nectar of the Gods, hero of the picnic table."
http://lonestar.texas.net/~wien/spam.htm
http://http.cs.berkeley.edu/~ddgarcia/spam.html
http://www.smalltime.com/nowhere/findthespam/
Can you find the Spam?
http://www.pythonline.com/spamclub/
Insult your friends!
http://pemtropics.mit.edu/~jcho/spam/
"This WWW site was created so that anyone who comes under the influence of this enigmatic porcine muse can share his/her poetic epiphany with the rest of the world."
http://www.roadsideamerica.com/attract/MNAUSspam.html
http://www.spamarama.com/
The Official Pandemonious Potted Pork Party
http://www.e-artisans.com/foodideas/things/index.html
How to prepare SPAM & SPAM recipes.
http://www.stickdeath.com/
More grizzly ends for stick people.
http://www.sfdt.com/
http://darkwing.uoregon.edu/~joe/strange-things.html
http://wwwcsif.cs.ucdavis.edu/~obrien/food-fun/pop-tart.html
More Fun with Food! "Strawberry Pop Tarts may be a cheap and
inexpensive source of incendiary devices. Toasters which fail
to eject Pop Tarts cause the Pop Tarts to emit flames 10-18
inches in height.
http://www.inch.com/~paulc/stupid.html
http://www.twmacinta.com/tricks/
http://www.suck.com/
"a fish, a barrel, and a smoking gun". Daily satire!
http://www.superbad.com/
I don't know why exactly I like this site. It defies description. It's certainly one of the most unique web sites I've ever run across!
http://aholesupes.ytmnd.com/
http://www.superdickery.com/
"Home of the phrase that started it all, 'Superman is a dick.' Witness an ever growing selection of examples of Superman acting like... well, a dick."
http://alife.fusebox.com/
"Artificial Life is a field of scientific
study that attempts to model living
biological systems through complex
algorithms. Scientists use these
models to test and experiment with a
multitude of factors on the behavior of
the systems."
http://surf.to/toontracker
Hard-to-find information, pictures and sounds from old cartoons!
http://www.twoey.com/
Home of the Giant Rat and the tasteless joke.
http://www.toxiccustard.com/
http://www.theforce.net/fanfilms/shortfilms/troops/
Star Wars meets "Cops"!
http://www.ultimatetaxi.com/index.html
Wildly decorated taxicab in Aspen, Colorado which posts
pictures of occupants to the web! "The World Famous Ultimate Taxi is a
1978 Checker with 429,125 miles on the odometer. The Taxi has been
modified with some really cool stuff. 4 Red Lasers, 1 Green Yag Laser
Projector, Wildfire Blacklight Effects, 2 Mini-Strobes, Fiber Optic lighting, a
Mirror Ball, 4 Neon Sticks, Dry Ice Fog machine, 15 Mini Stage Lights, a
Killer 900 Watt Alpine Sound system, the Yamaha PSR-620 Digital Piano,
Yamaha Digital Drums, a Kodak DC-260 Camera, the Panasonic EZ-1
DV Cam, the new Sony F-270 Laptop Computer, The Polaroid Colorshot Photo
Printer, Hitachi's Mpeg Cam, an Aironet 2 Megabit high-speed Wireless LAN, an SFX
Mini-Haze Machine, 2 ColorCorp C-30 color changing super brite LED stage lights, a
Nokia 2160 Cellular Phone, and CuteFTP."
http://www.ulc.org/ulc/index.html
Become an Ordained Minister today in one easy step!
http://www.virtual-bubblewrap.com/popnow.shtml
http://www.virtualcreatures.com/
Virtual "pets" that run on your PC!
http://www.mopyfish.net/
http://www.sculpturedglass.com/Refresh/soda.htm
http://www.artcaskets.com/
The Art Casket™ is an uplifting expression of life, through art. WhiteLight, a custom
casket design group, has now created a practical means to personalize a casket by surrounding it with a pictorial image that makes a life statement on behalf of the deceased. Each Art Casket™
becomes an Epilogue, echoing the richness of a life fulfilled. Whether bold and vivid, or soft and subdued, Art Caskets are as unforgettable as the life they commemorate.
http://www.zippythepinhead.com/
http://www.sfgate.com/sf/zippy/
http://home.xnet.com/~warinner/zippy.cgi
http://www.metahtml.org/apps/zippy/welcome.mhtml
"Are you tired of the same old content at those same old web sites? The Meta-HTMLTM Active Filter freshens up any Web page!"
Email: sclancy AT brainlock.org
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