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Jokes & Funny Stories, Limericks, etc.

Web sites

• Crazy Signs!
  http://community.webshots.com/album/149141670LGKFDk
• Crazy Signs!
  http://www.orderofthewhitelion.com/Miscellaneous@/Crazysigns.html
  People in other countries sometimes go out of their way to communicate with their English-speaking tourists. Here is a list of signs seen around the world.
• DaveMc's Can of Humor
  http://www.cs.unc.edu/~davemc/Humor/
  Eclectic collection of humorous files. Check out the rest of Dave's site as well
• Giggles
  http://www.giggles.co.uk/
  Jokes, top ten list, stories, downloads, and more!
• HumorSearch
  http://www.humorsearch.com/
  The Web's Humor Search Engine!
• JimJr's Classy Classic Collectible Jokes
  http://www.qis.net/~jimjr/jimmy.htm
  "Here, you'll find over 1,700 pages of jokes divided into 18 categories, intended for adults only.
• Joke in a Box
  http://www.rainfall.com/jokebox/jokes.asp
• Limerick o' the Day
  http://pagebuild.com/limerick/limerick.htm
  More naughty and nice limericks. Not for children!
• Matrix Humor Archive
  http://webpages.marshall.edu/~hartwel1/humor.html
• RhymeZone preview
  http://www.rhymezone.com/
  Online English language rhyming dictionary
• Randomness and Humor
  http://www.danks.org/mark/Random/
• "Tarzan's Tripes Forever, and Other Feghoots"
  http://www.awpi.com/Combs/Shaggy/
  The Web's First Shaggy Dog Story Archive
• The Toast Point Limerick Contest
  http://www.toastpoint.com/limerick/limerick.html
  1995-1999. A collection of Naughty and Nice limericks

Jokes

• Twenty-First Century Dictonary: Terms for the Workplace
• 46 Things that Never Happen on Star Trek
• 666 - What's it mean?
• A Politically Correct Bedtime Story
• Attack of the Giant Cockroach
• Bart Simpson's Prank Calls To Moe's
• Bart's Chalkboard Writings
• The Book of Stupid Questions
• Dan Quayle's Medical Dictionary
• Fable of the Day (for college students)
• Fun Things To Do In Your Spare Time
• Fun With Telephone Solicitors!
• Go Play in Traffic!
• Horror Film DOs and DON'Ts
• How to be annoying
• How to Deal with Telemarketers
• How to Get Rid of Jehovah Witnesses
• How To Tell People They Are Stupid Without Calling Them Stupid
• Lamentations OR "Mom's Bible."
• Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex
• The Office Prayer
• Product Warnings
  possible product warnings that might be required on a package of any and every product, based on the laws of physics and created by Susan Hewitt and Edward Subitzky.
• A Reply to Dr. Laura
• Thank you very much for your advice.
• Top Ten Reasons Why The Star Wars Characters Would Kick Butt In The Star Trek Universe
• The Tale of the Two Dollar Bill
• The Top 100 Things I'd Do If I Ever Became An Evil Overlord
  Common mistakes to avoid when you're trying to take over the world.
• Work vs. Prison
• Worst analogies ever written in a high school essay
• You Know You Are In California If...
• Why did the chicken cross the road?
  The opinions of famous thinkers

Elephant Jokes

• Canonical List of Elephant Jokes
  WARNING: some of these jokes are considered "semi-x-rated"
• More Elephant Jokes
  These are cleaner elephant jokes.

Lightbulb Jokes

• The Canonical Collection of Lightbulb Jokes
  WARNING: these jokes have been collected over the years by many people from various locations on the Internet, most notably from various newsgroups. This file contains material of a satirical nature. It may be offensive to just about everyone, including members of the following groups: WASPs, Blacks, Chinese Nationals, Californians, Oregonians, New Yorkers, New Jersey-ians, the Polish, Disabled persons, Generals, Politicians, Marxists, Supply-side economists, Athletes, Students, Artists, Professors, Psychiatrists, Psychologists, Doctors, Lawyers, Christians, Jews, Zen Buddhists, gods, Vice Presidents, Managers, [ethinic]s, Russians, Feminists, mice, Homosexuals, Lesbians, Men, Women, Union members, etc......
• How many Bulletin Board posters does it take to change a light bulb?
• How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Computer & Technology Jokes

• 30 Signs That Technology Has Taken Over Your Life
• Is Bill Gates the Anti-Christ?
• Mouse Balls
• Proverbs For The Millennium
• Ten Commandments for Technicians
• The Great Writer
• The top ten reasons Eternal Damnation is better than Windows Software Development
• You know you're a Unix geek when...
• You May Be An Engineer....
• You Might Be Addicted to AOL if...
• Ways things would be different if Microsoft was headquartered in South Georgia

Cat & Dog Jokes

• Excerpts From "A Cat's Guide To Human Beings"
• Catfood
• How To Give Your Cat A Pill
• Signs Your Cat May Be Planning To Kill You
• Why God Created Pets

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WebQuotes: Funny quotes & quote generators, signature files...

• The Quotations Page
  http://www.quotationspage.com/
  This resource "... was originally developed as a catalog of Quotation resources on the Internet; it has since evolved into a large-scale Quotation site with many original resources. "
• Haiku-o-Matic
  http://www.smalltime.com/haiku.html
  "Haiku is a classical japanese poetry form with a rich history, but this isn't a history lesson. The standard haiku format is a triplet of lines containing five, seven, and five syllables per respective line. When haiku is done well, it can be very good. You probably won't find any of that here. When haiku is done poorly, it can be very very bad."
• Kid's Thoughts on Life
• Quotes for signature files
  Collection of short quotes and one-liners for signature files, graffiti, or decorating toilet paper.
• Quotes from the Clueless
• Quotes From the "Experts"
• Quotes about Cats for signature files
  Collection of quotes and funny lines about Cats.
• Rules of Life: volume 1
• Shakespearean Insult Kit
  http://www.petelevin.com/shakespeare.htm
  Be insulted by the Bard!
• Shakespearean Insulter
  http://www.pangloss.com/seidel/Shaker/
  Be insulted by the Bard!
• Talk to Zippy the Pinhead!
  http://home.xnet.com/~warinner/zippy.cgi

Webvise: Advice & Direction for Your Life

• "Deep Thoughts," by Jack Handy
• Mystical Smoking Head of Bob
  http://www.resort.com/~banshee/Misc/8ball/index.html
  "...more fun than a fortune cookie, and at least as accurate."

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• Lame 8-Balls on the Net
  http://ofb.net/8ball/lame.html
  "Not all Web 8-Ball emulations are created alike! To assist guidance-seekers in the quest for a quality 8-Ball, I've searched out all the 8-Balls I could find and ranked them..."

  

• The Mystic 9-ball
  http://www.spinnwebe.com/9ball/
• The Infinitely Magic Ball
  http://www.emf.net/~estephen/magic.html
• Radio8Ball show
  http://www.radio8ball.com/Radio8Ball.html
  "A divination tool that mysticaly answers your questions through the lyrics of its songs. Every song corresponds to a tarot card. "
• The Magic 8-BallŪ: An Unofficial Home Page
  http://8ball.ofb.net/

• Virtual Fortune cookie
  http://www.angelsplay.com/daily/fortune_cookies/fortune_cookie.html

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